Emily and Kyle are running from a creepy motel. Kyle looks back, sees the door swing open – a man in overalls runs out and stands there. Emily and Kyle flee into the trees, leaping through bushes until they run into JEFF GORDON sitting outside his RV watching a NASCAR race on his big screen TV.
JEFF: What’s up, guys?
KYLE: Jeff Gordon?
EMILY: Is that race LIVE?
JEFF: Yeah, it’s the DISH Playmaker. I can watch NASCAR on FOX or any sport LIVE!
EMILY: I bet it’s great for tailgating!
KYLE: Or fishing. Listen there’s a creepy guy back there wearing–
Kyle and Emily turn to see the creepy guy emerging from the bushes. They scream and take off into the woods. The “creepy guy” is revealed to be Michael Waltrip, who plops down next to Jeff.
MICHAEL: Guy dropped his wallet. I couldn’t catch him.
JEFF: And you won the 500!
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